1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if the psychic knows what floor you're on.

5. Hold the doors open and pretend to wait for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How has your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "iThat's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8 . Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if he has an appointment.

9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's OK. Don't panic; they open up again."

14. Swat at flies that don't exist.

15. Tell people that you can see their auras.

16. Call out, "Group hug!," then enforce it.

17. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

18. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

19. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

20 Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

21. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

22. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

23. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

24. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

25. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"