Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why
do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why
do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S"
in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still
apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
Why Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down,! pick it up, examine it, then
put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no
plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those
dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in
the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else
over?
Why In winter do we try to keep the house as warm as it was
in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never
hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics
on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends
-- if they're okay, then it's you.
