MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
• I don't do windows
because ...
I love birds
and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
• I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest
will
slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
•
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and
they agree with everything I say.
• I don't disturb cobwebs
because ...
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.
•
I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others
to get
jealous
• I don't pull weeds in the garden because ...
I
don't want to get
in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!
•
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests
to stress out over what
to make when
they invite me
over for dinner.
•
I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".
•
I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities
die young
and I want to
stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' person!!!!
