AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an
ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with
your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4.
For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm
clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7.
Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.
8.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
9.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. So be brief with people.
10.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
Thoughts for
the day:
Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
Some people are like "slinkies". They're not really good for anything; but they
still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
