Classes scheduled at the Men's Learning Center
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants
each.
TOPIC 1 - How to fill up ice cube trays. (Step by step, with slide presentation.)
TOPIC 2 - Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? (Round table discussion.)
TOPIC 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor, walls,
and nearby bathtub (Group practice.)
TOPIC 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and
the floor. (Pictures and explanatory graphics.)
TOPIC 5 - The dinner dishes and silverware:
can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? (Examples on video.)
TOPIC 6 - Loss of
identity: losing the remote to your significant other. (Support groups.)
TOPIC 7 - Learning
how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming (Open
forum.)
TOPIC 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. (Graphics
and audio tape.)
TOPIC 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. (Real life
testimonials.)
TOPIC 10 - Is it genetically impossible
to sit quietly as she parallel parks? (Driving simulation.)
TOPIC 11 - Learning to live: basic
differences between mother and wife. (Online class and role playing.)
TOPIC 12 - How to
be the ideal shopping companion. (Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.)
TOPIC 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Part I: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, and other important
dates. Part II: Calling when you're going to be late. (Electrical shock therapy sessions.)
UPON
COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO SURVIVORS.
